nearlycomatose:

We are one.

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lolzpicx:

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

a person was paid to write this

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sodamnrelatable:

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buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

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carryon-my-wayward-moose:

journeyintohiddlestiel:

Want to save money on both Mother’s Day and Father’s Day?

Become a Winchester.

fuck you

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dampsandwich:

taimondo:

friedmangosantas:

lokis-guardian-angel:

shortbrunetteandsnarky:

rennerific:

dampsandwich:

why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long

why is the word ‘long’ so short

why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’

why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words

why are my feet size 11

i really wanna know why your feet are size 11

how did this happen

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nishlo:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

and do the harlem shake

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internetexplorers:

im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead

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