Mai 2013
lesb1dn:
fagweed:
FUCK ONE DIRECTION
IM TRYING
nahshaw:
i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
thorinmyside:
being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
tyrannia:
how do you aggressively flirt with someone
like
you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch
snowllux:
the-yolocaust:
[STEALS THE BIKE AND RUNS]
AT LEAST RIDE IT YOU ASSHOLE
parydise:
i wish i had kim kardashians talent of not having any talent but still making a lot of money
Reblog if you're ugly.
twisterr:
thecatlad-y:
This breaks my heart.
13.725.866 Well done society :)
bombliate:
how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past
encourage:
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
senpai-has-noticed-you:
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay:
“If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen
hitlersbreastmilk:
im not doing my hw bc its like 4am somewhere and i should be asleep u feel me
theywillliveagaininfreedom:
hamburgay:
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
but a very cute trashcan
make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
ponyboy-gold:
i can’t stop thinking about this article i read today about an arabian guy who was deported for being too good looking and when i look at him
i see that it really is a crime
windicuffs-tier:
windicuffs-tier:
what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep
I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE
unfollower:
timoodles:
there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts
there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police
i live in Cumming don’t talk to me
malikthirst:
sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at it’s finest
